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| Beauty and the Beast...But Which One is Which? |
Apparently, Courtney (did you know that she's a model?) "won." Which is probably about the same thing as winning an all-expenses paid trip to Toledo, Ohio. Just because you "won" something, doesn't mean that you actually want it.
But Courtney and Caveman are perfect for each other. I'm pretty sure that no one in America wants either one (although I was disappointed to hear some sort of rumor about Caveman and Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm pretty sure she's over him by now...Love, America knows you can do better!). Look at the picture above. It's from a recent weekend that the two spent in Las Vegas. Thanks TMZ for reminding us how little we cared.
The real question is which one is Beauty and which one is the Beast? I'd vote both of them as the Beast--one in the "Inner Beauty" category and one in the "Outer Beauty" category.
Here's my vote for Beauty:
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| Lindzi--Smiling Like the Cat Who Ate the Canary |
Yes, Lindzi, in retrospect, wouldn't you agree that sometimes there's nothing wrong with being "second best?"
So now we close the chapter on Season 16 of the Bachelor (aka Caveman Bachelor). I'd like to think that Chris Harrison and Mike Fleiss--who I'm sure are regular readers of my blog (haha)--listened to my suggestions when they picked Emily Maynard as the next Bachelorette.
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| Southern Grace |
Nobody is going to mistake her for the Missing Link...
I told you not to blog about Ben and Courtney but you had to do it....those two are so over. Lindzi was 100 times cuter and classier. Now I want a real bachelorette post!!!
ReplyDeleteIt is so late and I have to go to bed but these posts are so good.
ReplyDeleteThat photo you posted of Ben and Courtney really is obscene and the fact that you apologized for it in the newest post has me laughing really hard for reason. It's good comedy, that's what it is.
I gotta get some sleep! But I'll be back!